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basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

(Source: xbox420)


ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

HOW DOES HE DO IT


(Source: theselastthreeyears)

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said โ€œSorry, Iโ€™m a lesbian.โ€ and he was like โ€œOh my god Iโ€™m so sorry I thought you were a boy.โ€

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

(Source: mintyboob)

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

hahanerdz:

who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend

ostolero:

date ideas

  • garlic bread